Thursday, July 29, 2010

Marble$ eStewart Livin'

I did something so foreign yesterday...I cooked. No, hell hasn't frozen over and the devil is not sporting a Northface jacket just yet. Do not take this as a sign of domesticity...because it totally isn't. Au contraire, it is a sign of me taking control of my life and doing shit for myself. I have a brain and fully functioning hands. However, I am the clumsiest girl you will ever meet. I'm up there with Urkel. I'm surprised I still have eyelashes.

Below is a glazed salmon I made. $cruz helped a little with the sides, but I made the salmon. I even followed a recipe!

Delicious, right?
And on a side note--it's only domestic if  you cook in heels, an apron, and pearls. And wear only those items previously listed. That's the "key" to a man's heart...and that shit is mad lame.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Mexican Dress.

I tried this on because I contemplated getting it. Trenzas and poncho not included.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Don Draper, Que Paso?!



After much anticipation, I finally watched the season premiere of Mad Men. I was thoroughly appalled! Don Draper no longer had that debonair quality that I enjoy so very much. If he and Betty were still together, he would be the submissive power bottom. I hope this is only temporary! He needs to remember that he is bomb.com!

When You Feel "Un-cool"...

you buy something...

I needed some cheering up, I had a wacko weekend and felt like a total loser...therefore I needed something to make me feel better. So I bought earrings that look like candy.
I have no money to really buy anything but why eat?



Monday, July 26, 2010

Nails of the week!

I need a better camera to capture my nail art. But for now, all I have is a less than awesome blackberry camera. So here is something fun I did...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The SkinNY

Men in drag making a parody of the hills gives me the LOLs!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Hello Lunch!

This is a picture of the sandwich I made myself this morning. How awesome does it look? I had to take a bite before the picture was taken because I was famished. I couldn't wait any longer! 

In case  you are wondering, yes, that is Hello Kitty's face on my bread. Remember a couple of years ago when my dad bought me the Hello Kitty toaster? It still rules! 

I may have an office job, but I still know how to keep it really real.

Vanity Tables

I've been prowling around for a vintage vanity table. I've wanted one since I was a little girl so I could decorate it with vintage perfume bottles. Perhaps I've been genderized from an early age or I'm just super into retro stuff, but nothing screams glamorous like a pretty vanity table.