Darth Hater

I'm a natural born hater. It's what I do best (no I don't, I 'm just trying to be a bad ass). I serve myself a big heap of hater-tots everyday and wash it down with hater-ade. All of this while I ride the hater-tron. Ooh snaaaap! You heard right!

So here is my hate list for today. I proclaim this to be HATER THURSDAY!

1. MEN IN TIGHT PANTS-- Who am I to say who can wear tight pants or not? Well, I am no one. But Jesus Christ, when you can see outline of your genitals through your pants, you've gone too far. It's downright offensive . I'm also talking to the ladies...
2. SUNGLASSES WITH NEON SIDES!-
I think I had these things out at my tenth birthday party. Hipster are loving this 80's revival. Too bad they don't come correct and they pick the ugliest shit out of the decade. Hipsters never rock shit right. But that's the whole point of being a hipster. You have to put on the tackiest stuff and think you are so against the grain. "Look at me, I'm wearing a sweater my grandma knit me with a Christmas tree on it and I'm pretending like I'm not making a statement. I'm so fucking ironic."

3. FIXED-GEAR BIKES!----
I'm biased on this one... I'm from Hood River where biking is a REAL SPORT, not just a mode of transportation that makes you look so cool because you front like you give a shit about the environment.


I think that's all for today. I feel so much better now.