Don't call it a comeback

I'm here. I'm back from being MIA. I feel so empty without having updated the last few days. I've been out of town. I don't have a lot to say today...but I had to post something. So here, look at this photo:

• Who/What attacked John Mayers jeans?
  
• What is wrong with Jennifer Aniston's body? Where is her face?
  
• What print is that on J.Aniston's top?
• Did he slip her something in her Smart water?

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