Our Apologies...

I'm sure everyone was wondering where the hell Stefanie and I have been these past two days. We have been getting our socialite on. Friday was spent with our friends at a gay club since it was Latino night. I heart gay clubs! Top reasons why:

1. The music is better! I dig having the option of listening to Cumbias and Paulina Rubio in one room, then going to another room to listen to Pop/Dance hits people would make fun of me for. Serve me up a big heap of Gloria Estefan's Conga with some Michael Jackson on the side please!
   
2. The drinks are also cheaper and the bartender calls me and Stefanie sweetie.
   
3. I don't fear having my drink roofied. I am always confident that when I come back from using the restroom, my drink won't taste funny and I won't wake up with my pants around my ankles.
4. Well groomed men that smell good when they dance next to you.
5. Making conversation with others in the non-gender specific bathrooms (it all goes back to the safe feeling of knowing you won't be roofied)
6. The good vibes! Everyone has been so nice, open, and friendly!