Baxter is a word that originated from a concern of ours. We disliked the idea of using Bitch as a way of describing a mean person (mostly women). A bitch is a female dog, and so you have to think: Why is a woman always in the wrong if she is deemed too aggressive? Why is she comparable to a dog? Riddle me that America!
An inside joke between Stefanie and I was created and the name "Baxter" was used when referencing a dog. Baxter is the name of a MALE pooch. We use it for men, women, children, and anything else our heart desires. We firmly believe that the denigrating of others should be an equal opportunity process.
BAXTER ( BACK *STIR --- mostly used as a noun): Is a person/place/thing/faceless/whatever that is being aggressive and has an intent to hurt you physically or verbally. It can also be used as an adjective in some cases.
How does one interject Baxter into their everyday vocabulary? Here are some examples:
1. My car was breaking down and being a baxter today.
2. I took my Spanish final today and it was Baxter-riffic (see what we did there? It's a play on words. That's way advanced)
3. He was being a Baxter because I didn't put out on the first date.
4. She's a Baxter for trying to run me over with her car.
5. Did you see that wild teen on Maury today? She was Baxterlicious towards her Mom.
6. I heard Mr. Roger's was a trained killing machine during the Vietnam War. What a Baxter.
Now go out and pepper your conversations with Baxter. Your mom will love you.
Be cool like us.
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It's just the beginning. The evolution of baxter will continue.
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