Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Will.I.Am is a Baxter...

I know it isn't Hater Thursday yet, but I just couldn't keep quiet for two more days.

Will.I.Am sucks and if you actually dig his music, you need to check yourself. My hatred for him runs deep. He's one of the biggest BAXTERS I know. He's THE worst rapper and most unoriginal producer of all time. I understand the concept of sampling, but Will.I.am takes it to an extreme where nothing is really his own anymore. Let me just give you all a few examples...

Will.I.A. produced Fergie's Fergalcious track...


Oh, but wait...it sounds just like JJ Fad's Supersonic (one of my favorite songs EVER)


If that weren't bad enough...

Remember the "When I hear music hook" to one of the Black Eyed Peas songs??? (I don't care enough to recall the name or the album it was on) and the Look Out Weekend hook with Esthero (this was before Fergie Ferg's trannylicious face appeared. They should have gone with Esthero. What the hell where they thinking? She's so much better anyway...)
Anyway! They're both sampled from Debbie Deb


Then Will.I.A. got into trouble by sampling Daft Punk without their permission! He tried to eff with another one of my favorite songs, Around the World! FUCK NO! Hands off Biter!

Now listen to Magazine 60's song Don Quichotte and tell me if it sounds familiar...and then tell me where you get your body from...


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