(Click here to look up what a Baxter is for reference) Of course, we can agree to disagree. That's the beauty of being an Amurrikan, right?
Uber-Politically Correct People- When I talk to these Baxters, the conversation usually ends with me saying something along these lines of: "I'm sorry I called this inanimate object a "tree" beacause it had a trunk and leafy branches. I guess I should have been more sensitive to how they prefer to be labeled. Next time, I'll use the correct term of, 'oxygen-giving squirrel haven'. Again, I apologize for my ignorant remark."
You can never please this type of Baxter. It's impossible! They usually think their intelligence suprasses yours and that they must correct your ignorant ass. Because god told them to. If that weren't enough, they then leave you feeling like you are a hostile person. You are now public enemy number one for using such harmful language. The tree community should be pissed, but they don't care enough. Instead, Politically Correct Baxter takes it upon themselves to be apalled for everyone. These Baxters are highly skilled in the art of making others feel like sacks of shit (or, excremental waste product as it likes to be called. We don't want to be insensitive!).
Well, here is something I would like to tell those Baxters. I even translated it for them: "Go have sexual intercourse with yourself".
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