Hater Jueves- Newsboy Caps

$cruz and I have dubbed these as, "The Common Hat". The only person who can pull this look off is the rapper Common, J.Lo circa 2001-2002, and a certain professor at Portland State.
For some reason, this has become a hot summer item in menswear.
This hat says, "I'm trying to be a rapper, but I call myself a 'rhyme-artist' because I am a sensitive soul. I'm most likely going bald too." This cap is also paired with an unruly beard to show that they also have a rebellious side. Nothing screams counter-culture quite like a look that is stereotypically going against the grain. This look negates itself because it was probably fashioned together at the mall. This look is as equally douchey as an Ed Hardy shirt (which I will hate on some other time, don't even get me started).