Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Most Ridiculous Song Ever Made?


I came across this song on a night of youtube browsing. The title alone sets one up for a doozy: "Pregnant." One might think it's a nice song about pregnancy, the evolution of life and whatnot. Nope, it's an R. Kelly song therefore it's somewhat creepy, weird, and durrrrty.

Not even with the help of Robin Thicke and The Dream, this song doesn't land anywhere near a playlist I would enjoy. The song basically states how much R. Kelly likes a girl. You know how much he likes her and wants her to stick around? Enough to knock her up and have a baby. Here are some lyrics from this poem of a song:

(First line of the song): Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant

Shes more than a mistress enough to handle my buisness,
Now put that girl in my kitchen

Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Lay your body down and get you pregnant,
Like you are,
Knock you up, pregnant

We can pop champagne and get right down to sexing,
Now I ain’t got nothing to do tonight I gotta wait for my crew,
I just wanna put some in you

Take a listen:



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