This has been a huge pet peeve of mine for awhile now. There is nothing tackier than a group of girls celebrating a bachelorette's final night as a single-girl. The same applies to the males, but I find the group of girls behavior more repulsive since it sets women back about 100 years.
Since this post is not "suitable for work", I suggest you leave....
Anyway,
You've seen these girls before at the club. They roll in huge packs with their penis straws and rhinestone-encrusted tanktops that say words like, "Bridesmaid", or "Bride-to-be". The bride usually dons a veil with mini penises or wears a penis headband to differentiate herself from the other girls. She is the one getting hazed by her girlfriends and agrees to drinking things like "blowjob shots" and flashing her boobs at oncoming traffic.
What is so liberating about doing pendejadas like that? I just don't get it. Maybe I'm a prudish square-bear, or maybe I don't feel like participating in traditions that just degrade me and other women. I'd like to think it's the ladder.
Let us not forget about male strippers. Men that are shiny from all the baby oil they douse on themselves are not "hot". They just smell like babies while they try to pelvic thrust in your face--it's just awkward for everyone. My hard earned money will NOT be put into some stranger's man-thong.
I told $Cruz that if I were to ever get boo'ed-up forever (operative word being "if"), to please, please, please, please, not throw me a bachelorette party. I'd rather take a random trip somewhere or get my nails done with friends. $Cruz, mark my words, if you so choose to even buy me a penis-shaped pinata, I will get you a policeman stripper. I'll make him do lunges and say things like "You have the right to remain sexy..."
2 comments:
I'm the best man for my roommates wedding. He's definitely a gringo, got any ideas for a Bachelor Party?
I would recommend doing something fun...something that doesn't require women to be put their vaginas in your face. I'm just sayin...
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