Robin Thicke on 106 and Park!

Everything about this performance oozes AMAZING. If I were a guy, I'd be sexually aroused by Robin Thicke's performance. It's okay, it's a safe space here at IHST, just go with how you feel. Let me just point out all the things that make us weak in the knees just by watching the video below:

•  His post-modern Don Draper/Mad Men hair. Me gusta mucho!
• The all velvet tuxedo. Muy chulo!
• His dance moves and his overall smooth demeanor.
• That voice that is just as velvety as his tuxedo.

I almost want to pose as Nicki Minaj just so I could be near him. We have the same hair-- bangs and  blond stripes underneath (I know, I'm so tacky, I love it). I think I would not be able to perform since I would have pervy-groping-let's-make-out-thoughts on my mind. Is that wrong? No, it's right.

It's hard to believe that his real-life dad is Alan Thicke, or as we know him, Dr. Seaver from Growing Pains! How could someone hella dorky spawn such beautiful man-candy? This goes against science...and even God.

And just for kicks, the Growing Pains theme song. I know some people who may enjoy this...