Mermaids are the unofficial mascot of this blog. Both $Cruz and I had the same Little Mermaid cake when we were kids! We even have the pictures to prove this. Since we both don't have homework to deal with, we have a lot of free time on our hands (which means more blog material for you kids!). We just re-watched the Little Mermaid , and it was marvelous. I openly admitted this... it's part of my "keeping it really real" agenda. So let's talk about some things that stuck out:
- Prince Eric, have mercy, he is fine. Not just fine, but foiiiiine. I'd let him buy me a drink and dance with me. I'm 100% sure every little girl sweat him, and the ones that didn't were the ones that wanted to see what was underneath Ariel's seashells.
- Ariel was only 16 when she married Prince Eric. How could Disney consent to this?
- Flounder is Ariel's gay best friend.
- Ariel had to lose her voice to get her guy....typical.
- Is it just us? Or does Ursula in human form look like she could be a stripper? C'mon, keep it real.
- King Triton reminds us of our dads.
- We are pretty sure Ariel has a Brown girl story, selling-out and giving up her life to be with her white dude (shit call us Stephanie Cross and Mary Moore. For Prince Eric, we would too).
3 comments:
HAHAHA.
I had a major thing for Prince Eric back in the day. I also thought Aladdin was pretty hot but I could never be with a man who wore hareem pants.
Just think of Aladdin as MC Hammer. Minus the bankruptcy of course.
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