I do not understand the allure of a man with a pierced tongue. It's one of the biggest turn-offs for me. Why in the world would a guy make this choice? If you're not an amateur porn actress/stripper, there really is no point in having a tongue that is pierced. So many connotations come to mind when I think of pierced tongues. I think of: UFC Fighting Championships, Tap Out shirts, and date rape.
There are only certain men that can pull off an eyebrow piercing...the gay ones. For real, an eyebrow piercing needs to be left to the professionals who can make it look somewhat decent and fierce. That job is not for a straight guy.
Gauges that are bigger than the size of a pencil eraser are wrong and incorrect. It's a very douchey and pretentious look. If you aren't part of some sort of African tribe, don't get gauges. This look says, "Hey guys, I'm going to act like I'm anti-establishment and 'the man' by stretching my ear holes." When guys pair gauges and the newsboy cap, that's when they become ultimate pretentious douche lords. It's like when two evils combine forces. This look is for guys that front they love pabst beer, indie hip-hop shows, socialism, and nerdy girls that frequent bookstores and look like Jenny Lewis.
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