Men Who Don't Keep it Bomb

Stefanie and I have noticed that some men like to wear dorky sunglasses. They intentionally buy these sunglasses thinking they look good. Nobody looks good in what we have dubbed, "Love-Don't-Cost-A-Thing-Sunglasses. That's right, they were named after the song by J.Lo because she wears them in her video (featured below):

These glasses usually have a color-tint to them and you can see clearly into their eyes. Back in 2001, both men and women thought these glasses were fly. I even had a pink pair myself with rhinestones, but that was when I was 14. I'm not a grown-ass man in 2010 trying to make this look work.

Another offender in sunglass-gear are Oakley's that look like this:

 An even more offensive move would be to wear them BACKWARDS. I have seen this look run-rampant on the streets of Portland, Oregon. People who pull this move aren't from Portland at all and are usually just visiting from small towns like Hood River or Roseburg. Nothing screams small-town like these Oakley's.

                                   Want to keep it hella bomb? Follow our suggestions below: 

1. Aviators. You can't go wrong with the aviator shape and color (below):

 

2. All black Ray Ban Wayfarer sunglasses are simple and to the point. This is like the dude version of a classic Chanel suit, it's always "in". Now Remember, ONLY black will do. Colored wayfarers make you look hella hipster and tool-ish. No one wants to be a tool.