Real Talk: Full House

This is a conversation that took place last night after some drinks and late-night Taco Bell-run. I'm not quite sure how we always end up talking about 90's pop culture, but it's always a fun topic.

Nathan: "Wow, can we talk about Full House? Real talk, the Olsens were the ugliest babies ever. Not cute. And how about those twins on the show? How blond, were those kids? So blond! They did not look like Aunt Becky or Uncle Jesse."

Scruz: "Aunt Becky had an affair with Joey Gladstone so she could have blond babies."

Marbs: "Yeah, Uncle Joey over Uncle Jesse? No."

Scruz: "I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY UNCLE JOEY! THEY NEVER CALLED HIM UNCLE JOEY!"

Marbs: "I swear to God, they totally did in some episodes. Not usually, but they did. Stop yelling at me!"

Nathan (as Uncle Jesse): "Have Mercy"

So there you have it. That's what we like to talk about after drinking, dancing, and causing a huge desmadre in downtown Portland. Instead of fixing the world, we dissect Full House.